Excuse the messy room, housekeeping are yet to arrive…But you probably didn’t even notice the mess because you were too busy coveting my outfit.
I know, I know..the fur is sassy af so it totally suits me. My friends saw it in a shop and had to buy it for me, because I’m the sassiest queer on the block.
I have the exact same vest in grey, too. Wearing fur lets the basics of the world know that you are 2 sassy 4 them which saves the hassle of them attempting to start a conversation with you.
This is a sassy vest. I’m a sassy guy.
Match made in heaven tbh
I know, totally cute, right?
They were a steal, a rare cute find from bargain retailer Rubi Shoes
They only stock up to a size 40, which doesn’t quite cut it for Mr Bigfoot
I got them anyway, determined to make them work
I begin my struggle
It won’t fit
but I won’t be defeated
I stop, I pose, I have a think…
SoI leave the sides undone to make more tootsie room
Now I’m jumping 4 joy because I love my boots and I feel like I have worked for it
My T-Shirt is special…
I made it myself and I love it…
I’m actually beginning to sell clothing that I’m making so message if you are interested
It says a bad word on it
YOLO – SUE ME
Kris Jenner, pls don’t sue me
The jeans are from Neuw and I got them already ripped from an op shop
And thats todays look
Understandably, you will look like me in the photo above right now – the amaze outfit
no doubt you are sad because you want my outfit
but look how happy I am
the level of happiness you can only feel when you are super on fleek
so you can’t have the outfit
unless you buy a tee – $30
contact here with orders and custom enquires
Any way, I got to sassy strut off out the door now
Over and Out
(Of the closet)